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Bloody Mary Men's T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99

9999 in stock

Story Behind the Design:

The ultimate wardrobe for those who believe life is too short to be taken seriously! These aren't just shirts; they're your wearable attitude, perfect for anyone who enjoys being the life of the party or just annoying their friends with snappy one-liners.

Each shirt in this hilariously obnoxious collection comes with a punchy phrase or cheeky graphic designed to make people double-take and maybe even question your sanity. 

Printed on high-quality, soft and lightweight fabric that’s as comfortable as it is attention-grabbing, these shirts are made to last—just like the awkward silence after you deliver a killer joke. Wear them to the grocery store, family gatherings, or your next Zoom meeting—anywhere you want to inject a dose of humor (or irritation).


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49

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